Wednesday, December 26, 2007

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

We had a different Christmas this year. No snow, no extended family, no cold. It was about 100 degrees on Christmas Day. The air conditioning was cranking out cool air, and it was green and sunny. And humid.

The kids had a good holiday, I think. Chris got an electric guitar, Sam, a pair of R/C helicopters, Marcus, an Eye-clops, and Noah, an Optimus Prime voice changing helmet. We now have the potential to be twice and loud as before, and that’s a hard thing to accomplish, with all four boys home for the summer (winter to you all in the Northern Hemisphere) break. They also got video games, DVDs, clothes, new swimming suits and more toys. After we opened the presents it looked like Hurricane Noah had gone through the inside of the house. We are so thankful for the gifts and food and candy that we received from our family and friends in the United States…it really made our holiday much nicer.




We were a bit homesick, it was weird not to share the day with everyone in the family, and we are strangely missing the cold weather and the snow. We did however, get to go swimming. That's something we won't get to do every year.




We're going to Buenos Aires tomorrow, for the new year. We have decided to be adventurous and drive...I'll let you know how that goes.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


Friday, December 14, 2007

A Letter to My Neighbors

Dear Neighbors Who Live Right Next Door,

Please tell the DJ to stop playing music so loudly. Because it is one in the morning, and none of us here can sleep. And we have one last day of school tomorrow. So please, please, please STOP. PLAYING. MUSIC. NOW!

Sincerely,

Your Neighbor Who Has Four Boys That Need to Go to Sleep, Right Next Door to Your Very Late and Loud Party on a School Night

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

'Tis the Season

I was on a roll in November with the blog posting, and I have hit a dry spot. I really don't know where the time went. Chris pointed out earlier today that Christmas is less than two weeks away. I got kind of freaked out, because I just put the tree up on Friday, and I haven't been feeling like shopping, decorating, or any other Christmas stuff. It's okay for me, but not very nice for the kids. I mostly have been wondering why I organized all my Christmas decorations in new plastics bins and boxes, and then chose to leave them home in storage. It's just not fun without my familiar things. I miss the stockings, the wooden train, all the Santas, the angels, the years of Christmas projects, and the fun decorations for the Christmas tree. I mean, really, what was I thinking? One bright spot is that I got to go shopping for decorations and lights and other fun Christmas things. I found some really cool pesebres (Nativity sets), I have already bought two sets, but I think I might need just one more (it is really nice, and carved out of wood). I bought an artificial tree from a family who returned to the United States in September, and I have been buying ornaments every time I go to the store. If the whole decorating thing turns out nice I'll post pictures. If not, then I will pretend that I didn't take any pictures.

Here are some things that I like about Paraguay during Christmas. First, there are nativity sets everywhere. There are some in the malls, some in the grocery stores, and many being sold on the street corners and intersections. It is much easier to focus on the reason for the holiday, instead of the commercial aspects of it. Second, there have been many people who come and ring the doorbell offering interesting things for sale. I have bought a cool flower, a flor de coco, that smells very good, some ñandutí, a guy comes buy every once in a while offering brooms, and I have a fruit truck that stops at my house. I like not having to drive to find some of the things I want, and I like that the people who stop by are friendly and hardworking. Okay, this happens all the time, not just at Christmas, but there seem to be more in the last few weeks. Finally, it seems that because life here is slower, Christmas doesn't seem as commercial, rushed, and frenzied.

The boys get out of school on Friday, for two months they get to enjoy their summer. We miss winter and snow and cold, but we had two winters this year, so we are looking forward to time off to relax, hang out, and play. We're planning a couple of trips, one to Buenos Aires, and a cruise around the Southern tip of the continent. It will be exciting to see a huge, modern city, and more exciting to see glaciers, penguins, and Tierra del Fuego. I read that we can take an excursion to Antarctica for the bargain price of $2100 per person. Should we go?

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Merry Christmas!

To tell you the truth, I didn't discover this on my own. Lindsay and Seth sent one to their family, who forwarded it to me. So, I'm not original, but it doesn't make this any less funny.

Enjoy!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9532899086

Here's a link to Lindsay and Seth's: http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9526815833

This is really too funny. Make one of your own, post it to the comments...

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Hmm...

When I started this blog I thought, “I’m moving to a foreign country. I’ll have lots of experiences that will be interesting and worth writing about.” And I’ve had some. One or two...hundred. But lately I’ve been having a hard time coming up with something to write, something that would show my shock and surprise at living in a foreign country. I’ve got Noah stories. I can tell you that the boys like to complain about school, but nothing on how I’m getting along in my new country. Do you suppose that I’ve finally adjusted?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Sponsored Links

I use gmail to keep in touch with the world, and, like many free web based services, on the top of my inbox there is a spot for sponsored links. So I will go to them, and maybe look at, buy, or subscribe to something. I get it. It's not really free.

My complaint is not about the fact that the links are there. It is more about the content, because today my link is: "Do You Have Belly Fat?"

Yes. I do. Of course I do. I have four kids, and I like chocolate. But I don't like to think about it. Mostly I like to pretend that I don't have it, and that I look like Beyoncé or Shakira. Not like Bulgy the Whale or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Now, I can't avoid it, the reality of my body.

I feel so good about myself now.

Thanks, gmail. Thanks a lot.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

eBay Pokémon Card Auction

I'm sure that I am really far behind on this, and that everyone has already seen it. Twice. But, I just found it:

http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/2007/08/adventures-in-grocery-shopping.html.

I laughed until I cried. Kids!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Graffiti Artist 2

The saga continues...

I am going to have to hide all writing instruments. Everyone of them, the pens, pencils, markers, crayons, Sharpies. All. Without exception.

Kevin called me upstairs last night and asked me why I was drawing on the walls. Apparently, when questioned about the drawing, Noah told Kevin that I had done it. I denied it, because clearly I didn't do it. If I drew on the wall it would be colorful, and have a rainbow, with a sun peeking out from behind a cloud. And there would definitely be a unicorn. Or Pegasus.

So I asked Noah who drew on the wall. He told me that it must be Sam. Sam drew on the wall. I pointed out that the size and location of the drawing led me to believe that someone exactly his height had executed the drawing, but he assured me that it was Sam. Or Marcus. But definitely not him.

I asked, "Noah tell me the truth, who drew on the wall?"

He told me, "Sam did."

By this time Kevin and I are both frustrated not so much about the drawing, but about Noah's ability to lie very convincingly to both of his parents.

Then Kevin asked him, "Do you know the what the truth is?"

His response, "Yes."

Kevin: "If I said you were a girl, would that be the truth?"

Noah: "No."

Kevin: "If I said you were a boy, is that the truth?"

Noah: "Yes."

Kevin: "Okay, then who drew on the wall?"

Noah: "Sam. Or Marcus. Or Mom."

Me: "Noah, you drew on the wall, right?"

Noah, rolling his eyes: "Yes."

Kevin: "Who drew on the wall?"

Noah: "Sam."

He is really good at lying, he looks us straight in the eyes, no funny faces, no smiling, he is dead serious. We are in so much trouble. I can just see it--

Me, to sixteen year old Noah: "Noah, who's beer cans are in the garbage?"

Noah: "Sam's. Or Dad's."

Or--

Me, to sixteen year old Noah: "What happened to the car while you were out?

Noah: "You wrecked it. Or Dad. Or Sam."

Scary!

On a more positive note, I'm thinking I will start a business with his artistic talent. I'm going to get T-shirts printed up that say, "Because I was tired of drawing on paper," and then I'm going to have Noah draw on them. Then I'm going to sell them on the Internet for $24.99, plus shipping and handling. Because when he is a famous artist, they will be worth much, much more.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Graffiti Artist

As long as he has been able to hold a pencil, Noah has loved drawing on walls. We have a lovely example on the wall in our house in Salt Lake City, executed in black Sharpie. He has also decorated the floor of our Salt Lake house, and some other areas in a variety of media. He is most adept at drawing in Sharpie, but also has proficiency in ink, pencil, chalk (my personal favorite), and crayon.

Yesterday my maid told me that Noah had drawn on the walls with a pen. I asked Noah, after I found the small masterpieces, why he drew on the walls. Our conversation went as follows:

Me: "Noah, why did you draw on the wall? I just gave you like, ten pieces of paper."

Noah: "Hmm, I was tired of drawing on paper."

Yeah, well guess what Noah? I'm tired of cleaning the walls.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Top Five Text Messages From Chris

Unedited and direct from my cell phone! These are all from one conversation, one sunny afternoon in September.

5. If u love me then ud lev me miss bball.

4. Please can i come hom i mean football practice is better then this.

3. Mom maybe u shudnt text me back cuz this phone is gonna be smashed into a 10000000 pieces

2. Srry chris cant text u back his phone is smashed into 1000000000 pieces

1. All he said was blah blah blah and i said so i can go hom and then he said blah

Just so you all know, he went to basketball practice. Because I am mean. And I like it.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Happy Birthday Sam!

Sam is now eleven. That's only a year away from twelve, and a year from then I get to have two teenagers in the house. How lucky can I get?

Sam asked for a cello for his birthday, and we looked all around this town and could not find one. You would think that a city of around a million people would have at least one cello to buy, but no, we could pay someone to go to Argentina to get one, or wait a few weeks and see if one shows up, or just go ourselves to buy one, but we cannot get one here, where we live. I even spent hours on the internet trying to see if I could get somebody to ship a cello to us. Everyone online would be happy to, except that the post office size limits prohibit it. How difficult does it have to be?

Thank you to everyone for your gifts and cards.

Friday, September 14, 2007

What?!

Yesterday was my birthday. This is Noah's gift to me:

"Mom, you drive me nuts!"

I drive him nuts?

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Our New Home

Finally, pictures of our new house.
Front of the house. Obviously.

Balcony.


The view from the front balcony, looking down the street.


Front door and entryway.

Office.

Living room.

Looking down at the entryway.


Family dining room.


Formal dining room.

TV room. Noah is playing with friends from school and embassy.

Master bedroom.

Christopher's room.


Samuel's room.

Marcus and Noah's room.

Back of the house.

The Quincho.

We have a grill, a half-bathroom, an extra room upstairs, and maid's quarters.

Pool, swingset, and tetherball.

The quincho from the back balcony.

The pool from the back balcony.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guys finally showed up from the internet company. Congratulate us on joining the 21st century.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Living in the World of Yesterday

We have now been here for five months, if you can believe it. We can’t, the time has passed pretty quickly for us. We are settled into our house, into school, and sports. I can’t say that the boys are completely happy to be here now, but they are definitely adjusting. It helps that they leave for school at 7:30 and don’t return until after 4 PM. That leaves little time for brooding and complaining. School is a good thing.

The Aquabats are on TV right now. Noah has discovered a new kids TV show on Nickelodeon, it’s very weird, there are puppets, animation, guys in costumes, kids, and today the Aquabats. It’s pretty strange, I have no idea what it’s called, but it is definitely odd. I kind of like it.

I am enjoying having someone here to help with the cleaning, cooking, laundry, etc. We hired a very nice lady named Celsa, she worked for a family that just returned to the United States. She was a nun, a preschool teacher, and a nurse. We really like her, she is taking very good care of us. Just so you are all very jealous, it is 10:30 in the morning, and my laundry is all done, the bathrooms are all clean, the beds are made, and I haven’t done any of it. Later, I won’t be cooking dinner, ironing any of the clothes, or sweeping the floors. Plus, I never realized how nice it is to sleep on ironed sheets. I am going to miss her when we return to the United States.

We still do not have the latest Harry Potter movie showing here. We really want to see it. It is amazing how far away we are. A lot of the kids at school went to Argentina or Brazil to see the movie. I keep hoping it will open here, or we are going to break down and buy a pirated copy off the guys on the street. I really don’t want to contribute to the intellectual property and counterfeit problems that are here, but I am just about at the end of my patience. Every Friday I go to the mall by our house to see if the movie is there, but it’s been more than a month and still no Harry Potter. We are going to have to be like the local wealthy families (without the wealth) and go to Argentina or Brazil to see the movie. It is funny, but there are families that drive once a month to Argentina to buy groceries, especially dish soap and laundry detergent. For some reason the dish soap here is bad, it barely has suds, and most of them smell really bad. I bought a bottle and smelled an old, moldy sponge smell, and I kept getting new sponges, and bleaching the dish cloths, and it turns out, that’s just how the dish soap smelled. So when Kevin went to Buenos Aires last week, I sent him with a list. He brought back nearly 40 pounds of groceries. There are things that we just can’t get here, besides Harry Potter and dish soap. We can’t get good toys (we can, but they are very expensive, a Barbie is almost $30), maple syrup, chocolate chips, Pepsi products, marshmallows, chili, peanut butter, enchilada sauce, Doritos, canned soup, or Pop Tarts. Some of those I expected and knew about, but the canned soup and chocolate chips really threw me off. I have noticed that there aren’t a lot of convenience food products here. Not a lot of cake mix, or any box mixes, canned goods, virtually no microwave products, except popcorn, no concentrated frozen juice, in fact the frozen section of the grocery store is very small. It has been weird, but probably a lot better for us to eat food that is fresh and not boxed, canned, or frozen.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Anecdotes and Observations

It is cold today. Yesterday it was just over 90 degrees, today it is barely 50. The weather here is so changeable. Summer one day, winter the next. It is not surprising that everyone has some kind of a cough or sniffle. Our bodies can’t keep up with the change. I can feel the wind blowing through the cracks between the door and windows and their frames. This house is not weather-proof. It lets in the cold air, the hot air, and has absolutely no carpeting. The floors are so cold that we have been wearing our warm slippers all day long, just to keep our feet off of the cold floor.

I finally got the last (or next to the last, because I am not counting the box of wipes and diapers that for some strange reason was in our surface shipment) box unpacked. It is nice to have everything put away, even if it is in a place that I do not want it. For example, there is no linen closet in the house. So I have linens in Sam’s closet and in my closet. I really would like them all together, and preferably not in my room, but sometimes you get what you get. Today we get small closets and not much storage. It’s good that we didn’t bring all of our junk, I mean, that I got rid of all our junk.

The boys started school last week. It is weird to think of Chris as an eighth grader. Eighth grade is so grown up. Next year is high school, after that will be college, mission, and adulthood. It is going too quickly for me. I really like where we are as a family right now. We have Chris at thirteen, a good young man, hard working, smart, and not quite into his teenage surliness (I hope he never gets there). Sam, at ten, still innocent and wide eyed, loving the world, and asking questions about everything. Marcus is seven, still enough of a little boy to crawl around with Noah, but enough of a big boy to ride the bus and read chapter books. And then Noah, three years old, cute, outgoing, funny, rebellious. I tell people that he is a brat with just a hint of pride. It is wonderful to have four different ages of childhood in our home, and I am going to miss leaving each stage (except for diaper changing) as they grow.

We have had some interesting and funny experiences while living here. It is really a different culture and I have learned to adjust my expectations and assumptions about how things should happen.

First, we have installed DirecTV from Puerto Rico. We had to buy the equipment, have it installed, and then contact DirecTV in Puerto Rico to get the signal sent to us. Kevin called the person that people in the Embassy have used to install their equipment. One morning, two guys came walking up our street, one of them carrying a big DirecTV dish on his back. They walked past our house, but looked lost. Kevin and I thought, “What are the chances that someone else in the neighborhood is installing DirecTV this week?” We figured none, so we asked the guys if they were looking for our house. They were. It’s the first time I have received installation services from two guys walking down the road carrying the dish that is going to be on our house. I wonder if they took the bus with the dish or just walked all the way.

Second, we went on a field trip with our Spanish class. It is nice, because they are paid for, except for our food and souvenirs. We don’t have to drive, or park, or get lost, it’s up to our Spanish teacher and the drivers to get us where we are going. We went to a small town just outside of Asunción, called Areguá. It is near Lake Ypacaraí, and it is a pretty little town. There is a hill close by called Cerro Koi; it is one of only three places in the world where you find natural hexagonal shaped rocks. It was all very interesting. The funny part of the story is when we were riding home and Kevin and I saw a truck full of wooden furniture in the bed, lashed on the top, and lashed on the back. And it was not a nice truck, with a covered cargo area. It was an old junker, with an old green tarp covering the back. And it was also full of guys, maybe five or six guys riding among the furniture. We looked at each other and said, “That’s the RC Willey truck.” We have had several workers at our house, painters, carpenters, locksmith, internet, and only the internet guys came in a truck from their company, the same as you would expect in the United States. Everyone else has come on foot from the bus stop, or on a motorcycle. It has really shown me what a different world I am experiencing.

Cerro Koi


On that note, I have also discovered that in Paraguay tomorrow does not necessarily mean the day after today. Two weeks ago the internet guys were here and they said they would return tomorrow and install our internet. Well, no internet, no guys, nothing. Did I mention that we don’t have the internet? For three weeks, three days, and approximately eleven minutes, we have not had the internet! And it’s been plenty of tomorrows. So I can only conclude that tomorrow means sometime in the future, but probably not soon, and definitely not the day after today.

Monday, July 16, 2007

New House

Tomorrow is moving day! We will be leaving our small, cozy hotel suite, and moving to a very large, pretty house. With a yard and swimming pool. And a room for each of us, if we want it. And our own kitchen. I am so excited not to eat another restaurant meal, that I may even cook. I will post pictures of the house as soon as I take some and can get hooked up with internet...

Saturday, July 14, 2007

The Missions

We took a nice weekend trip to see the Jesuit ruins in the south of Paraguay and also in Argentina. They were very interesting, I love old, crumbling bits of history, so they were perfect for me. They boys seemed to enjoy them as well.

This picture is of Nuestra Señora de Santa Ana, in Argentina. It was the most ruined of all the sites we visited, the walls were all fallen down or held up with wooden braces. There is also a cemetery that was still being used up until the 1980s.



The next five pictures are of San Ignacio Miní, also in Argentina. The first is a view across the plaza to the church, and the second is a close up of one side of the entry to the church. This was an amazing ruin, there were many outbuildings still standing, and much of the carving in the church was intact. The third picture is of the original floor. The fourth is of carvings over the side door of the church, and the last is carvings along the bottom of the wall.



We spent the night in a cute little cabin in the town of San Ignacio, then got up the next morning and drove back to Paraguay. We visited two ruins in Paraguay, La Santisima Trinidad de Paraná and Jesús de Tavarangue.

La Santisima Trinidad de Paraná:




Jesús de Tavarangue:


There is a good movie from the mid 1980s called The Mission, starring Jeremy Irons and Robert DeNiro. It is a fictionalized account about the end of the Jesuit Missions, and the film is beautiful, but depressing. There are some scenes that feature Iguazu Falls, so you get to see the two coolest thing in Paraguay in one film. Marcus, Sam, and Chris watched it after our trip to the missions. I think that the movie helped them see how the people might have lived in the missions, and how they looked before they were abandoned and ruined.

I am going to put all the pictures we took up at Shutterfly, if you want to see all of them, go to: http://sunproductions.shutterfly.com/

Information on the ruins, or Jesuit Reductions, from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesuit_Reductions

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Home in Asunción

On Friday night, while the boys were teasing each other, yelling, and fighting, Kevin was out of town at a retreat in a place called San Bernardino. He had organized the retreat for some of the local lawmakers in order to finish some of the procedural code that he is here to help complete. I'm sure it was a very important and interesting experience, but he was gone the first two weeks of June, and then home Sunday through Thursday afternoon, and then left until Saturday morning for his retreat. I know he is here to work, but I was feeling sorry for myself for being (1) in a hotel for three months, (2) homesick, and (3) a reluctant single parent for the seventeenth day of the month. All in all, not one of my high moments here in Paraguay. I wanted to lay on the bed and cry. Instead I laid on the bed and flipped through the channels on TV. I usually hate channel surfing, but lately I have been doing it, so I don't miss any of the shows that are broadcast in English, and more importantly, so I miss the commercials in Spanish (they make my brain hurt, and commercials are bad enough in your native tongue). Friday night it paid off. I was flipping through all the channels, and I noticed a gymnastics meet happening on ESPN, in Spanish. My first thought was, "wow, that looks like the Huntsman Center." And guess what? It was the Huntsman Center. We got to watch the NCAA Gymnastics Finals in Asunción, Paraguay. It was pretty strange. I don't understand enough Spanish to understand gymnastics Spanish, but I enjoyed it just the same. So what if it was two months late? For a few minutes, if I pressed mute, I was home in Salt Lake City, at the University of Utah, watching a gymnastics meet. Sometimes I love TV.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Things I Love About Paraguay

There are many things that I love about living in Paraguay. Here are some pictures of a few of them.

First of all, the streets. How cool is it when you have full grown trees in the middle of the road? This happens everywhere. Sometimes there is one tree, sometimes three, sometimes the tree is on the side of the road, sometimes right in the middle. This street is my particular favorite. We can see it on the way to school. I would love to get a hammock tied up between those trees and spend an afternoon lying in it.

The streets, continued. This picture is a close-up of the street in the picture above. Many of the streets here are "cobblestone." They are made of rocks (not necessarily flat and smooth) and sand. This is actually a pretty smooth street. For the most part the streets in Asunción are very hard on your car. It is impossible to speed on many of them. I like that.

Another thing I love is that it is very green and pretty. This is a picture of the garden in the back of the hotel. It is a tropical paradise. There are palm trees, beautiful flowering trees, bushes, some cute little lizards, and best of all the swimming pool. We love the swimming pool!